神奇內褲

美國有人發明了這麼一件有趣的產品,一件可以過濾屁臭味的內褲。發明人是一對本身有腸胃疾病的夫婦,這件發明不但解決了她們自己因為腸胃問題導致的異常排氣困擾,讓他們不再視出現於公共場合為畏途,也造福了不少有同樣困擾的人民,真是一項既實用(?)又幽默的發明呀!!

我的問題是臭味解決了,但聲音怎麼辦呢?撲撲作響也是很尷尬的說…還是人家常說的臭屁不響,響屁不臭呢?

以下是新聞

[New Underwear Promises to Ease Pain of Passing Gas]
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Fox News
『Letting loose in public may become less of a social faux pas with a new kind of underwear that promises to keep the air flatulence-free.
“Anti-farty pants" vow to stifle those nasty odors and help gassy individuals “relieve the pain without the shame."
Under-Tec underwear makers have designed new “gas eater" underpants, an airtight undergarment that helps keep flatulence under wraps, reported Britain’s The Sun newspaper. The pants have a built in replaceable filter that cuts the smell of bad human gas. Happy customers cited on the Under-Tec Web site include those suffering from Crohn’s Disease and Inflammatory Bowel Syndrome. Testimonials on the Web site include: “Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and “They really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out."For more information or to purchase the underpants, which are available in a range of sizes, visit under-tec.com.』

[美內褲公司推出濾屁內褲]
中廣新聞網
2007/01/23 13:00
『美國一家科技公司推出有過濾放屁功能的內褲,可以有效分解臭氣,避免放屁人尷尬,也兼顧週邊人呼吸新鮮空氣的人權。這家科技公司表示,他們的濾屁內褲用了兩項科技,一個是把屁收集在集在屁袋裡,一個是過濾收集到屁變成無臭氣體。他們最引以為傲的是集屁袋裡的過濾裝置可以更換。報導說,集屁袋是個高科技產品,裡面有兩層羊毛過濾片、兩層不織布的過濾片、一些玻璃纖維,最裡面也是最重要的就是一層活性碳。不少有腸道疾病,常會在不當場合放屁的人穿過以後都很滿意。』

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